December 2011
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I'm so freaked out.
My mom asked me to call our cable company today because our cable has been fucking up, and she can’t because they’re always closed by the time she gets home from work. So I call, the phone rings a few times, and then starts making this terrifying high-pitched, ear-splitting noise that was identical to the noise on Marble Hornets before Slenderman started fucking shit up. I’m...
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I’m going to drink a gallon of water to try to detox the fast food I just ate from my body, brush my teeth, and go to bed. I just want to sleep forever right now. Or at least until Saturday.
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I'm ready to bring in the new year with an...
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Tumblr is being a cunt.
I’ll go have a cigarette and watch hours of Skins on hulu, I guess.
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I know I could love you, if only I'd let myself...
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I just want to drink until I can't remember the...
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I wish I didn't have to wait until January 3rd for...
I’m going to have spent all my Christmas money on cigarettes, drugs, and Taco Bell by then.
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All those jagerbombs were a terrible idea. I want...
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Jagerbombs and Lion King, ftw!
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Reliable drug dealers are difficult to find in...
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“Bitch, I be eating burnt popcorn, that’s when you KNOW you’re high.”
– -dontlookdown.tumblr.com
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marijuanamartyr:
The weed man would make more money if he took credit cards. I get the feeling majority of my Christmas cash is going to be spent on reefer.
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Would it be unacceptable to wake and bake...
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If there's anything I'm addicted to, it's sex and...
Merry Kushmas & Happy Holiblaze
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If there's anything I dislike more than bitches,...
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